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Cheating wife

Post by salty gator » Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:02 pm

The missing wife joke got me thinking of this. I'm borrowing it from the BBF.

Hello, “You have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line’, my name is Bob. How can I help you?”



“Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus she goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?”
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Re: Cheating wife

Post by bk » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:44 pm

Dear Caller,

Why are you still spending money on a boat and gas when you could be kayaking and reducing your carbon footprint?

Bob
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Re: Cheating wife

Post by CharlesDad » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:41 am

Two men were watching a funeral procession go by. One of the family cars was a black pick up truck towing a boat with the coffin in the boat. One of the men said "He must have been an avid fisherman." The other man said "He still is. He's gong to the lake as soon as he buries his wife."

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Re: Cheating wife

Post by salty gator » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:33 am

CharlesDad wrote:Two men were watching a funeral procession go by. One of the family cars was a black pick up truck towing a boat with the coffin in the boat. One of the men said "He must have been an avid fisherman." The other man said "He still is. He's gong to the lake as soon as he buries his wife."
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Re: Cheating wife

Post by WannaDoDat » Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:12 am

Heheheh. Yup

I guess the packing of the site deleted some of the posts. I noticed that my earlier reply is missing.


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Re: Cheating wife

Post by salty gator » Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:12 am

WannaDoDat wrote:Heheheh. Yup

I guess the packing of the site deleted some of the posts. I noticed that my earlier reply is missing.


Jean

Not all were lost. Fortunately BK's hilarious response is still up :wink:
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Re: Cheating wife

Post by WannaDoDat » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:02 am

salty gator wrote:
WannaDoDat wrote:Heheheh. Yup

I guess the packing of the site deleted some of the posts. I noticed that my earlier reply is missing.


Jean

Not all were lost. Fortunately BK's hilarious response is still up :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

*hacking, not packing

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Re: Cheating wife

Post by CharlesDad » Mon Nov 02, 2015 5:44 pm

A big city attorney called his wealthy art collector client and said "I have good news and bad news." His client said, "What's the good news?" The attorney said, "Your wife called today and said she invested $5000 in two pictures she thinks will bring $15-20 million." The client said "Great, what's the bad news?" The attorney said, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

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