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CharlesDad
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missing wife

Post by CharlesDad » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:32 am

My neighbor said he has a friend whose wife went shopping the other day and did not come home so he filed a police report.

HEIGHT: "I'm not sure, a little over five feet maybe."
WEIGHT: "Don't know, not slim, not fat."
COLOR EYES: "Never noticed, probably brown."
COLOR HAIR: Changes a couple of times a year, probably brown."
WHAT WAS SHE WEARING: "I don't remember. maybe a skirt, maybe shorts."
WHAT WAS SHE DRIVING: "My brand new Ford F-150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost OL V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matched white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation GPS. 21 channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off road Michelins.

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Baja Bob
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Re: missing wife

Post by Baja Bob » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:47 pm

Was that a 2014 ?

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Re: missing wife

Post by Fishbaitbilly » Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:47 am

That is hilarious, CharlesDad!

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Re: missing wife

Post by WannaDoDat » Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: missing wife

Post by jeeper50 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:12 pm

Did they find the truck?
'15 Hobie Revo 13
'16 Hobie Outback


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