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missing wife

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:32 am
by CharlesDad
My neighbor said he has a friend whose wife went shopping the other day and did not come home so he filed a police report.

HEIGHT: "I'm not sure, a little over five feet maybe."
WEIGHT: "Don't know, not slim, not fat."
COLOR EYES: "Never noticed, probably brown."
COLOR HAIR: Changes a couple of times a year, probably brown."
WHAT WAS SHE WEARING: "I don't remember. maybe a skirt, maybe shorts."
WHAT WAS SHE DRIVING: "My brand new Ford F-150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost OL V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matched white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation GPS. 21 channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off road Michelins.

Re: missing wife

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:47 pm
by Baja Bob
Was that a 2014 ?

Re: missing wife

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:47 am
by Fishbaitbilly
That is hilarious, CharlesDad!

Re: missing wife

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:31 pm
by WannaDoDat
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: missing wife

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:12 pm
by jeeper50
Did they find the truck?